#professor hottie (via drunktuesdaze)
UHM i’m going to be needing a comprehensive list of all the sections he teaches in.
Greek & Roman professor Derek Hale. Read Latin poetry to me, Dr. Hale. Talk dirty to me about the role of centuriation in land distribution and the use of sidescan sonar in Mediterranean maritime archaeology.
Dr. Hale: his reverse is just as well-preserved as his obverse if you know what I mean.
Dr. Hale: if you’re late to his class, he snarkily calls you Ulysses and finds himself secretly hilarious.
YOU GUYS STOP I’M CRYING. NO WAIT DON’T STOP EVER TELL ME MORE I LIKE CRYING.